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This is not a joke... If you can pass, you can safely turn on your
ignition key again and cancel your annual eye examination...

Can you find the "C" ??? (Good exercise for the eyes!)


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Once you've found the C..........




Find the 6!


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Once you've found the 6...

Find the N! (it's hard!!)

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Once you've found the N...assume yourself to be a pro!

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fife is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another" trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.

Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation
...You fix it.

Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend.And if u
don't, tomorrow can be too late.

If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know...
tell her/him.
Maybe today, that person is also in love with you.

And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late.

If you really want to kiss somebody...kiss her/him.

Maybe that person wants a kiss from you, too.And if you don't kiss
her/him today, tomorrow can be too late.

If you still love a person that you think has forgetten you... tell
her/him.

Maybe that person have always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him
today , tomorrow can be too late.

If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.

If you really have friends who you appreciate ... tell them.

Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or
go far away today , tomorrow can be too late.

If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do
it.

Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don't
and they leave today , then tomorrow can be too late.

Profile of a Software Engineer:

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am
contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love
my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my
engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most
importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I
am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship status: what?

Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me

Age: 10111

Here for: web browsing in company hours

Children: can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)

Ethnicity: Programmer

Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101

Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view: the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!

Humor: weekly

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.

Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth

Drinking: The first is this.

Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software
engineer? Believe me, I am living!!

Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company,
looking for another company, remembering my good old college days,
worrying about my future

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess

Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101
ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others
censored

Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing

Tv shows: can't afford one

Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 metres of home

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins
with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in
3 years. Which room is safest for him?


2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?


3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all
of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers,
and still tell which water came from which jug?


4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when
you throw it away?


5. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?


6. This is an unusual paragraph.


I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it.
It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact,
nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about
it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a
bit, you might find out.


See the answers below....
  
 
 





























 

Answers:


1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.


2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry.


3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in the
barrel. You will be able to tell which water came from which jug.


4. The answer is Charcoal.


5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow!


6. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English
language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.


How Many Did u get right?????

2% or 98%

This is strange...can you figure it out?

Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?

Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!

* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.

* There's no trick or surprise.

* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a
time and as quickly as you can!
* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each
of them ... really.
* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)

































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If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together












































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Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you
ended up with

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Think of a country that starts with that letter.










































Remember the last letter of the name of that country.
















































Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.
















































Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.















































Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.
















































Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?





I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the
population whose minds are different enough to think of something else.
98% of
people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.

Hi friends.....

This is the information I received just before 1 hour from one friend.
He is staying in Mumbai(INDIA).

Today in Mumbai Mirror Daily, it is written that so many terrorists and
under world people has got connecting through orkut. Like Davood
Ibrahim, Chotta Shakkil, ...........so many people are getting new man
power
through Orkut only. The IB has started their investigations. So please
reduce the contacts through Orkut.

It is usual that we receive friend request from unknown people. But if
you actually do not know that person it is good to reject that request.
Because if one terrorist is found by Police, his entire friend's list
will be carefully followed. And if you are there, you also will be in
trouble.

So be careful! Also forward it to all your friends. This information is
true. It is written in the front page of Mumbai Mirror Daily.

You may be thinking that why these people adding so many friends
through orkut. It is simply because to mislead the Police. When
they(Police)
get a huge friend list they will be concentrating on them. They may be
innocent people. At that time the real terrorists can escape. So
friends, please forward this information to all you know.

Last night you and your best friend had a fight.

You decide not to talk to her the next day.

She smiles at you.

You grind your teeth at her.

She tells her friends nice things about you.

You spread bad rumors about her.

She tries to come and talk to you.

But you push her aside.

She thinks you are a great friend.

You think she is a terrible friend.

She writes nice notes to you, telling you about the best times you shared

together. You write about all the bad times you can remember

experiencing together.

Deep down you know she's sorry.

But all you have is hate.

The next day you find a note. It reads:

Dear -------------,

I tried to tell you yesterday, but you didn't let me speak,

I tried to tell you good things,but you were afraid to hear them.

I tried to smile at you, to take away the hate.

But now it's time to tell you, even though it's a bit late. That i am

dying.

I have a bad condition and it is getting worse. I'm sorry to

have to tell you that i won't be able to see you today. I wrote

this to you today in the hospital.

My time is up.

I'm sorry i should have told you sooner.

I'm really sorry about our argument,you are such a great friend.

I promise i shall watch over you,

Lots of love

-------------

You run to the hospital to tell her you are sorry,

But only her mum is left.

Her hand clasped over her face.

And she was crying. Down on her knees she prays, for her daughter to come back.

You are too late.

You wish you told her sorry sooner and got to say goodbye.

All friends have their ups and downs, and sometimes you need to say

sorry... Don't wait for the other person to do it first.

Because you never know what could happen.

If you receive a phone call on your mobile from any person, saying that
they're checking your mobile line, and you have to press # 90 or #09 or
any other number. End this call immediately without pressing any
numbers. There is a fraud company using a device that once you press
#90 or
#09 they can access your "SIM" card and make calls at your expense.
Forward this message to as many friends as you can, to stop it. This
information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. There are
over 3
Million mobile phones being infected by this virus in all around the
world now. You can also check this news in the CNN web site

This is a poem written by a teenager with cancer.
She wants to see how many people get her poem.

This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York
Hospital .


It! was sent by a medical doctor - Make sure to read what
is in
the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.


SLOW DANCE


Have you ever watched kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to the rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down.

Don't dance so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't last.


Do you run through each day

On the fly?

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear the reply?

When the day is done
!

Do you lie in your bed

With the next hundred chores

Running through your head?

You'd better slow down

Don't dance so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't last.


Ever told your child,

We'll do it tomorrow?

And in your haste,

Not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,

Let a good friendship die

Cause you never had time

To call and say,"Hi"

You'd better slow down.

Don't dance so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere

You miss half the fun of getting there.

When you worry and hurry through your day,

It is like an unopened gift....

Thrown away.

Life is not a race.

Do take it slower

Hear the music

Before the song is over.

THE DOLL AND THE ROSE



I was walking around in a store. I saw a
Cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough
money to buy this doll."



Then the little boy turned to the old woman
Next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have
Enough money?''



The old lady replied: ''You know that you
Don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''



Then she asked him to stay there for 5
Minutes while she went to look around. She left
Quickly.



The little boy was still holding the doll in
His hand.



Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him
Who he wished to give this doll to.



"It's the doll that my sister loved most and
Wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa
Claus would bring it to her."



I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will
Bring it to her after all, and not to worry.



But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus
Can't bring it to her where she is now.



I have to Give the doll to my mommy so that
she can give it to My sister when she goes there."



His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My
Sister has gone to be with God.


Daddy says that
Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I
Thought that she could take the doll with her to
Give it to my sister.''



My heart nearly stopped.



The little boy looked up at me and said:
"I Told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her
To wait until I come back from the mall."



Then he showed me a very nice photo of him
Where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy
To take my picture with her so she won't forget me."




"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have
To leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be
With my little sister."



Then he looked again at the doll with sad
Eyes, very quietly.



I quickly reached for my wallet and said to
The boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you
Do have enough money?''



"Ok" he said "I hope that I have enough."I
Added some of my money to his without him seeing and
We started to count it. There was enough for the
Doll and even some spare money.


The little boy said: "Thank you God for
Giving me enough money!"



Then he looked at me and added "I asked
Yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have
Enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give
It to my sister. He heard me!''



"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a
White rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask
God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the
Doll and a white rose.''



"My mommy loves white roses."



A few minutes later, the old lady came again
And I left with my basket.



I finished my shopping in a totally
Different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy
Out of my mind.



Then I remembered a local newspaper article
2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit
A car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.



The little girl died right away, and the
Mother was left in a critical state. The family had




To decide whether to pull the plug on the
Life-assisting machine, because the young lady would



Not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?



Two days after this encounter with the
Little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young
Lady had passed away.



I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch
Of white roses and I went to the funeral home where



The body of the young woman was exposed for people
To see and make last wishes before burial.



She was there, in her coffin, holding a
Beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of
The little boy and the doll placed over her chest.


I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that
My life had been changed forever. The love that this



Little boy had for his mother and his sister is
Still, to this day, hard to imagine.



And in a Fraction of a second, a drunk
driver had taken all This away from him.

Celebration means...........what?
Celebration means......

A winter evening.
Four friends.
One barsaat.
Four glasses of chai.

(OR)

Hundred bucks of gas.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.

(OR)

Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.

(OR)

3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.

(OR)

Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.

(OR)

You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
Gossiping about absent family members.


You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Lakhs on weddings,

but to celebrate
all you have to do is spend your Time ..

Keep in touch with your loved ones .........

What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line;
There

isn't one! Read it anyway. My question to all of you is: Would you have

made the same choice?



At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled
children,the

father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be
forgotten

by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated
staff,

he offered a question:



"When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature

does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as

other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do.
Where

is the natural order of things in my son?"





The audience was stilled by the query.





The father continued. "I believe,that when a child like Shay,
physically

and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to
realize

true human nature presents itself, and it comes, in the way other
people

treat that child."Then he told the following story:





Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew
were

playing baseball. Shay asked,"Do you think they'll let me play?"

Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone ! like

Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were

allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and

some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.





Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay

could play, not expecting much. The boy looked around for guidance and

said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning.

I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the

ninth inning."



Shay struggled over to the team's bench put on a team shirt with a
broad

smile and his Father had a small tear in his eye and warmth in his
heart.

The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom

of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still
behind

by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and
played

in the right field. Even though no hits ! came his way, he was
obviously

ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to

ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the
ninth

inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases
loaded,

the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next

at bat.



At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to
win

the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a
hit

was all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat

properly, much less connect with the ball.





However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing the

other team putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved

in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least be able

to make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and
missed.

The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly
towards

Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow
ground

ball right back to the pitcher.



The game would now be over, but the pitcher picked up the soft grounder

and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would

have been out and that would have been the end of the game.





Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the head of the first
baseman,

out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams

started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in

his life had Shay ever ran that far but made it to first base. He
scampered

down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.





Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!"



Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and
struggling

to make it to second base. By the time Shay rounded towards second
base,

the right fielder had the ball, the smallest guy on their team, who had

a chance to be the hero for his team for the first time. He could have

thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood
the

pitcher's intentions and he too intentionally threw the ball high and
far

over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously
as

the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.





All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay"





Shay reached third base, the opposing shortstop ran to help him and
turned

him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third Shay,

run to third" As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams and

those watching were on their feet were screaming, "Shay, run home!

Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who

hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.





That day, said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face,

the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity

into this world.



Shay didn't make it to another summer and died that winter, having
never

forgotten being the hero and making his Father so happy and coming home

and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!





AND, NOW A LITTLE FOOTNOTE TO THIS STORY: We all send thousands of
jokes

through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to
sending

messages about life choices, people think twice about sharing. The
crude,

vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public
discussion

about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.





If you're thinking about forwarding this message,chances are that
you're

probably sorting out the people on your address list that aren't the
"appropriate"

ones to receive this type of message. Well, the person who sent you
this

believes that we all can make a difference. We all have thousands of
opportunities

every single day to help realize the "natural order of things."

So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us
with

a choice: Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we

pass up that opportunity to brighten the day of those with us the least

able, and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?





A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's
least

fortunate amongst them. !

Go to this site & enter your name in the box & hit the Get Name button.
DON'T CHEAT, KEEP THE FIRST ONE THEY GIVE YOU.

www.deadname.com

*Belive it or not.......

1. Guys like their gadgets & bikes more than a girl.

Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and
presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about .

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ...
so true.

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

11. Guys love their moms.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves.

(Imp.)19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But
don't let him wait that long.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.

24. Guys keep secrets that girls tell them.

25. Guys think too much.

26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
... very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?

A MUST READ





Guess who this intelligent student is, one of the most talented in our

country(INDIA).





AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION .

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.



He asks one of his new students to stand and .....



Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.



Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.



Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes.



Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal

him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God

didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?



(Student is silent.)



Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God

good?

Student: Yes.



Prof: Is Satan good?

Student: No.



Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From...God...



Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.



Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.

Correct?

Student: Yes.



Prof: So who created evil?

Student: does not answer.



Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these

terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student: Yes, sir.



Prof: So, who created them?

Student: has no answer.



Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the

world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.



Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.



Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have

you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.



Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.



Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science

says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.



Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.



Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.



Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.



Student: No sir. There isn't. (The lecture theatre becomes very quiet

with this turn of events.)



Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega

heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything

called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we

can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is

only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure

cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the

absence of it. (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)



Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as

darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?



Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something.

You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing

light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's

called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were you

would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?



Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.



Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there

is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are

viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can

measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity

and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either

one.



To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that

death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of

life: just the absence of it.



Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved

from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of

course, I do.



Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (TheProfessor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)



Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)



Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's

brain? (The class breaks out into laughter.)



Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain,

felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So,

according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable

protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.



With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face

unfathomable.)



Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive..



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Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam,

The former president of India.

Marriages are made in heaven,
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage


During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.


I wrote ur name on the sand ............ .
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
I got a HEART ATTACK


LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers


ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best


True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow


Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?


I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!


when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot


Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love


SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.

You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all
of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll
down) First


Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
second!


Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but
don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?


Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
scroll down)


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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?


Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your
head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add
another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the
total?

Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't
believe it, check it with a calculator!


Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last
question right.... Maybe.




Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.
Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the
question again!



Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to
buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he
successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple....
Like you! PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!


Regards,Nobody is perfect, I am NOBODY...

In every human life,
there are some moments when one is sad and depressed
Frustrated from every zone of life,
And feel like leaving everything & going away
And Life Goes on..

Some moments in which
one is wrapped with tensions
one wants to get out of them
and fly high in the sky
But cant run away, and life goes on..

Some moments in which,
one who adores hurts sentiments,
one needs a support, a shoulder to dry on,
But doesnt find one, and life goes on..

Some moments in which one gets tired of life
or so intensely hurt that one wants to die
one wishes to end up with
life at that very moment, and life goes on..

And in every human life one day arrives
When there is a big halt to one's life.
And then the people cry
and show that they were concerned

Then the question arises
Do they wait for one's death..,
To care, To understand the one
If so, then wait till death and until then

Life Goes On . .

PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)


If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
machine, you can notify the
police by entering your Pin # in reverse.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM
recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the
machine.The machine will still give you the money you
requested, but unknown to the
robber,the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is
seldom used because people don't know it exists.

How Friends Break up?

Both Friends will think the other is busy and will not contact thinking
it may b disturbing. As time passes both will think let the other
contact. After that each will think why should I contact first. Here ur
love
will be converted to Hate. Finally without contact the memory becomes
weak. They forget each other. One fine Day they will meet and blame one
another. So Keep in touch with all your Friends. And Pass this to all
your
friends...I don't want to be one of this kind..so here I am to say you
,take care keep in touch ....

Rahul sacrified his life to awake us,but what are we doing?Just read the
news and sleep.Can't we do more?

Here are the details of an unfortunate incident that had taken place in
Apollo Hospital , Jubilee Hills, Hyderabad , Andhra Pradesh , India .

A boy named Rahul(20) who was doing his engineering IIIrd year from
Karshak Engineering College was suffering from high fever and was
admitted
to the Apollo hospital on Sunday, October 29th, 2006, in the evening.
The doctors said that the case was serious and admitted the boy in the
ICU which was closed from all sides. No one could see what was
happening
inside.

At around 9 'o' clock Rahul called his father and told him that the
doctors were talking about removing the kidneys from his body and hence
he
wanted them to take him away from there but since his father was from a
small village, he thought the boy was scared and so the father took no
action.

In the night, the doctors at Apollo Hospital removed both the kidneys
from Rahul's body and killed the boy. The next day, i.e. on Monday when
the case came to light, the students of Karshak college made a big
issue and called the press from all over India because the police was
not
letting them go inside the hospital. When the police saw the press,
they
let the students in.

On seeing the body, the students could see stiches on both the sides of
the body just above abdomen that clearly proved that the kidneys were
removed. But the doctors somehow got hold of the boy's uncle and
offered
him big money to end the case there. The Greedy Uncle agreed and took
the boys body back home and burned the body leaving behind no proof for
the students to prove that the kidneys were stolen. Rahul's family was
in a shock and not in senses and hence did not want to do anything.
Now its in the hands of we, the people of the world, to decide whether we
want to forget the matter or spread the message and prevent more of
such cases from happening.

Sanjay, a rich guy, loved fast cars and he did have a few in his
possession.

He loved to speed and could not be bothered about breaking speed
limits. Many a times he was caught by the cops and speed radars, fined, but
still he never bothered until. One day as he was driving at a very high
speed as usual, he saw a cop following him. The cop overtook him
finally and asked him to stop and checked his license. He then took out his
pad and started Writing, and then handed over the sheet of paper to
Sanjay.

How much was this one going to cost?!!!

Wait a minute.

What was this????

Some kind of joke? Certainly not a ticket.

Sanjay began to read:

"Dear Sanjay,

Once upon a time I had a lovely daughter. She was six when killed by a
car. You guessed it - a speeding driver's car. A fine and three
months in jail, and the man was free. Free to hug his three daughters.

I only had one, and I'm going to have to wait until Heaven, before I
can ever hug her again. A thousand times I've tried to forgive that man.
A thousand times I thought I had. Maybe I did, but I need to do it
again. Even now. Pray for me.. And be careful, Sanjay, my son is all I
have left."

Sanjay turned around in time to see the cop's car pull away and head
down the road. He watched until it disappeared. A full 15 minutes later,
he too, pulled away and drove slowly home, praying for forgiveness and
hugging a surprised wife and kids when he arrived.

Life is precious. Handle it with care.

Pass this on, you may save a life.

Best Quotes:

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while
driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it
for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
books....

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to china.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in japan. There, at a very large
cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

"O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to pakistan , srilanka, russia , Germany and France .

In every church he saw the same golden telephone
with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call."

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, son - it's a local call".


KEEP SMILING

Differences between Real and Fake Friends!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.


REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ...
but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is
doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.
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Love Letter
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A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dearest Reshma, Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me
because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you
stopped singing
because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hide it
because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and
you took only my friend's
because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college
because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose
on your head
because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM
because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in
expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and
it's getting ready to bloom.
If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or
not .

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

love,
Aakash

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Reply
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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........ Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class,
sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop
singing or not?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You
poked your nose inside..... Right
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided holding your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand
yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) NO

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it
true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come
daily to Temple. Do you know?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I do not love you.
If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Imagine this ..


You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's

raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see

three people waiting for a bus:


1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.


2. An old friend who once saved your life.


3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that

there could only be one passenger in your car?

* Think * for the answer before you continue reading...

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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part
of

a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and

thus you should save her first;


* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life,

and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.


* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.


The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble

coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

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He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady

to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the

partner of my dreams."


Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought

limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

TAKE CARE FRIENDS....

TRY THIS AND DON'T CHEAT!!!!
TAKE CARE..
















You have to answer quickly as the first


answer that comes to mind is the one to take.


















Ready? GO!







1. Which is your favourite animal amongst these 3?


a. cat?????b. bird???? c. dog


2. What's your favourite colour?


a. pink.????b. white????c.black


3. The name of a person of the same sex.


4. The name of a person of the opposite sex.


5. Do you prefer the mountains or the beach?


6. Do you prefer sunrise or sundown?


7. Your preferred number between 1 to 10.

8. Your favourite plant is:
a. red rose?? b. fern?? c. dead plant


9. Your favourite season is:
a. spring??? b. winter??? c.summer


10. Now make 2 wishes.....


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RESULTS:




1.
a. cat:?you love yourself more than anything
b. bird:?you love to hear yourself talk
c . dog:?you let others come first.


2.
a. pink :?you are an extrovert
b. white:?you are a classic
c. black :?you live on a tight rope
3

The name is your good luck charm


4. You become very, very close to this person

5. Mountains : a marriage that has everything
Beach:?a very calm marriage


6.
Sunrise : you are a morning person and you do alot of things
Sundown:?You are a romantic & you change partners quite happily




7. The number that you chose is the number of months it will take you
to
meet the love of your life

8.


Red rose :?a good life, but sometimes thorny
Fern :?a predictable and sure life
Dead plant:?you are sick!!

9.


Spring:?You're a romantic
winter: you're a sweet talker
summer: You have a bit of everyone in you.
10.


If you send this e-mail to 1person, your wishes will come true in one
year!
5

persons, your wishes will come true in 2 weeks
10

people or more, the wishes will come true in 2 days!!










YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES!!!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?

2. People who are willing to move around to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............ They decide
to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has
the
den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start
searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front
of
Einstein...........

Einstein's counting
1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton
standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not
Newton..........

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That
makes me
Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is
one
Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by
dripping it all over your lap.



When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You
thanked
him by never even bothering to practice.



When you were 10 years old he drove
you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked
him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.



When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the
movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.



When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV
shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.



When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You
thanked him by telling him he had no taste.



When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You
thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.



When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You
thanked
him by having your bedroom door
locked.



When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked
him by taking it every chance you could.



When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You
thanked
him by being on the phone all night.



When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation.
You
thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.



When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove
you
to
campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye
outside
the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your
friends.



When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he
cried
and told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by
moving
halfway across the
country.



When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of
him
u thanked him by reading about the burden parents become
to
their
children.


And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything
you
never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If
you love
your dad, then share it with all of your friends to show that you really care for your Dad.

A guy dials home from work. A strange woman answers.
GUY: "Who is this?"
MAID: "This is the maid."
GUY: "We don't have a maid!"
MAID: "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
GUY: "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
MAID: "Ummm..... she's upstairs with someone whom I just figured was
her husband."
The guy is fuming.
GUY: " Listen, would you like to make 50,000 bucks?"
MAID: "What do I have to do?"
GUY: "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that
lady and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears the footsteps, followed by
two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone.
MAID: "What should I do with the bodies?"
GUY: "Throw them in the swimming pool!"
Maid: "What? But there's no pool here!"
Long pause.........................
GUY: "Uh.. Is this 8324825?"
MAID: "No."
GUY: "Oh.. Sorry......Wrong number.."

It's not the fault of the student if he failz, coz the year has
only 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.
Balance 313 days.

Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study
Balance 263 days

8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.
Balance 141 days

1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.
Balance 126 days.

2hrs daily 1 for food(chew properly & eat)& shit means 30
days.
Balance 96 days.

1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means
15 days.

Balance 81 days.

Exam days per year at least 35 days.
Balance46 days

Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.
Balance 6 days.

For sickness at least 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

Movies & functions at least 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

That 1 day is your birthday.

How can a student pass?